June 15, 2013 — Toin
June 15, 2013 — Toin
I have a high school graduation to attend at Adesoye but I’m feeling lethargic. My office friend called to ask about my trip. He also asked if I had breakfast. I said no, and then he launched into a story about how his wife made moi-moi for breakfast and he wanted to take one only for her to
say she made just enough for her and the kids. She figured he always took care of himself besides, “Toin (that’s me) should sort you out.”
#SayWhatNow?
See, a wife who thinks I’m ‘sorting out’ her husband is worrisome. Even more so because we don’t have that kind of relationship. I never ‘sort’ him out and I don’t know how my name came up in that conversation. What is more worrisome is, a few days ago, his girlfriend (yea, he has a girlfriend) who is getting married in November to a guy she says she doesn’t feel anything for, asked him if he has feelings for me. You see, she feels insecure and is wondering if he is already trying to replace her with me. *RME*
A wife is worried about her husband’s friend when there is a legit girlfriend she should be worried about. A girlfriend is worried about an ordinary friend of her married boyfriend. It would be funny if it wasn’t ridiculous. Nollywood all the way, no?
See, I generally mind my business. When I see you entering a ditch, I tell you and if you insist on sinking, I let you sink. After all, it’s your life. Mr. Married-guy asked me out a long time ago but I shut it down and consequently and firmly brother-zoned him. I remember him saying he would get a kiss, probably when he does something mind-blowing for me.
Me: In your dreams.
What worries me now is that I hate drama in my life. In someone else’s life, totally, but not in mine. How do I even get myself mixed up in these
situations? I’m not complaining about my shoes. It can be fun…mostly, but this isn’t quite funny anymore. Time to lose the closeness.
Another day in my drama filled world.
#DeepSigh
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About Toin: Crazy, bubbly chatterbox, mostly sugar with a dash of spice. Life has dealt me some mean curves but I’m strutting those curves around like Kim K. I’m all about living, laughing, loving and inspiring. I love books, music, sleep erm lets just go with eclectic. I tweet from @toinlicious