July 13, 2013 — Young Grumbler
July 13, 2013 — Young Grumbler
A day in (text) messages…
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06:47
“YG girl, I’m back in town. Regards, your Dad.”
If I had the nerve to respond I would remind him I have his number saved. But c’maan! Texting this early on a Saturday sir?! *wails*
10:10
“Girl, you are missing this service o! Pst. B just asked all singles to come out for prayers…wait, I see your Aunty going out too! LOL, she’s interceding for you!” — D
My friends at church had spotted my Aunt responding to an altar call for singles. Wish I could send my aunt an FYI — My un-marriedness is not the work of enemies na! Family members disgracing me anyhow sha, sigh!
11:07
“AlertZ — Acct:2******6
POS Intl- WWW.ASOS.COM — 68***9
REF:21******
Order placed, can’t wait for my baby cousin to get her birthday/grad pressies. 16 years old and already rocking such high heels that I get vertigo looking at her.
14:00
“YG baby, how are you dear? And how are your parents and siblings? Daddy is fine, hope you are fine, haven’t heard from you in a few days. Have you seen UC?”
The lad’s mum is so sweet, always checking up on me every few days. I find it so weird especially as I don’t even talk to my dad that frequently! If I was to check up on him every few days, he would outright ask me, “Any problem YG?!”
17:22
“One girl that said I can’t “maintain” her has been calling me all day because F. told her I just got a job with **** mba, no hungry girls allowed!” — O
My brother and his girls; apparently they always ask for money for Brazilian hair, transport or indomie — I still don’t understand where AND how noodles factor in on the list. But I have told him to take it easy, I no sabi sleep for MFM on top prayers of deliverance for him, from marine spirits.
20:10
“Almighty God, thank you for been merciful and for loving me unconditionally. I know I whine and moan A LOT but I really am grateful for my life, the wonderful people I know and even the little things that get my goat, like that hair stylist that made me want to throttle her when she said my hair was “full, long but STRONG”…anyway thanks again, goodnight Father.”
My verbal text message, sent.
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About YG: Young Grumbler is a retired lazy blogger who was bullied out of retirement by, cough The Rust Geek cough. STILL lazy with updating. She sounds troublesome from her posts but is really a sweetheart in reality. Really. All love and light. Read her (sporadic) posts at http://younggrumbler.blogspot.com