April 27, 2013 — Wikid
April 27, 2013 — Wikid
Tambari
8:00am: It’s a Saturday. Why am I up this early? Ugh! Let me reach for my phone for whatsapp messages. Three messages!!! OH NO, NOT AGAIN! Another friend lets me know that he thinks I’m cute and that he has the biggest crush on me. I feel like this happens to me every SINGLE time. WHYYYYYY??? *sobbing like a spoiled brat* Lord, why can’t I just have guy friends without any of this baggage? Why can’t I just like someone back? I’ve been single FOREVER!! I’m tired of writing unhappy love songs.
Hmm, I’m hungry. I wonder what Samuel is doing.
Samuel
9:00am: 4 hours away from ATL *sleeping*
Tambari
9:22am: FALSE ALARM!! My friend was being sarcastic. What kind of stupid sarcasm is that? MSCHEW! Men are ‘stewpid’!
In other random news, it looks like the Biebs and Selena are back together.
Five minutes later, he’s not being sarcastic…GREAT!
Samuel
10:18am: *In response to Tambari’s woes via whatsapp* Gimme a break, I’m going back to sleep.
Tambari
10:27am: I’m starving. There’s absolutely nothing to eat. PRAISE JESUS, my sister lives five minutes away –time to scurry over and beg for food.
Samuel
12:49pm: *On the phone with Tambari*, I’m HUNGRY. I’ve got some homework, but I’m thinking about the festival that is holding on campus. I’ll probably go for it…FREE FOOD…yeah, I’ll definitely go for it. I’m telling Tambari how I don’t want the rents to come help me pack up after finals…I would have to drive slowly on the way back home.
T — “You shouldn’t be speeding”
Me — “Well everyone speeds so…”
T — “If everyone jumped off a cliff would you follow?”
Me — “Well they must be jumping off the cliff for a reason so…”
Tambari
1:10pm: Yikes! I have finals, papers to write, and a house to clean before Momsi and Popsi visit in a few days. We’re still trying to figure out our music plans for the summer. We’ll save that for after finals. I’m hungry!
Cannot wait for May: allowance, vacation, music, Momsi’s cooking!
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