April 14, 2013

April 14, 2013 — Theokleia

Before I start anything, I think I have to ask this question, it’s been on my chest for a while and I really just want to ask the guys……..really, what’s up with the front seat mehn, what’s the big deal about who gets to seat in the front seat bedside the driver, why do you guys see it as some rule that must be followed to keep the sky blue, like if the wrong person seats there they’ll grow another pair. Some even go to the extent of quoting norms and rules of the front seat in a ‘bros’ world. Like seriously, I don’t even want the front seat, *rme* I mean, I’m just seating there so I don’t make you look like the driver when I seat at the back which is where I always want to seat sef *rolling my eyes*

So, it happened to be my cousin’s wedding today and yours truly was ably and actively in the train. Maybe it had been a while I attended a wedding but I don’t get the desperation from guys o, its like they feel this is the only time they are allowed to act stupid and not be taken as stupid. How on God’s green earth will you just walk up to me and start very ‘uncodedly’ staring and ‘moping’ at me, as if he’s about buy merchandise or something, and don’t blame it on no alcohol, no alcohol was served.

The annoying thing is that the fine bobo was just eying me from a distance — we were playing tag with our eyes. It’s like the ones you find interest are shy. It seems to me that with guys, the ones who aren’t so endowed in the looks department are the ones with the most courage, the shy ones are too……don’t even know the word sef, they’ll be planning/ thinking out all the scenarios and all that and before you know it, the not so fine one will now ‘chance’ him and he will now feel intimidated.

So dear fine boy I met at the wedding today at Monarch gardens, it’ll be nice to see you again *winks*
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About Theokleia: A Young Christian Nigerian girl, A.D desires to show that there are still good Nigerian girls through a little humor and life experiences. You might laugh, cry or even find inspiration from her stories, but at the end, she hopes she leaves you simply blessed.